Privatisation and Waste Management – Cory Environmental, Blunders and Bodger

Bin Men Gedling Cory Environmental Team

“Margaret Thatcher wasn’t just callously indifferent to the suffering of those she made jobless or snubbed.  (She) set out to destroy entire industries in an appalling act of political and social vandalism…. When she marched into Number 10, it wasn’t bad – it was horrible, absolutely terrible.”                         Daily Mirror Editorial

Margaret Thatcher and a privatisation programme…

I have never been especially politically aware so when Margaret Thatcher became Prime Minister in 1979 I was completely oblivious to the potential impact that the Tory policy of privatisation could have on me directly.

The first Conservative term of office came and went without any real upheaval but then after her second election victory in 1983 the pace of destruction of public sector services began to increase and eventually in 1989 I became a victim of the Thatcher axe and lost my job in local government as services were handed over on a plate (complete with lots of juicy sauces and side orders) to the private sector.

For ten years after that between 1990 and 2000 I experienced the horror of working  in the private sector in the waste management industry and I have some rather interesting memories of that time.

When I say waste management to be more accurate I suppose I should say waste mismanagement because the two companies that I worked for were both completely hopeless.

Cory Environmental…

The first was Cory Environmental and today their website claims:

“We operate across the country, providing expert services in the collection, recycling and disposal of waste as well as municipal cleansing… Cory’s services have been recognised with a number of awards for sustainable transport, the management of facilities and city cleanliness”.

Well, if that is the case then things must have changed dramatically because in my time they were totally incompetent.

I found myself unexpectedly in the employment of Cory Environmental because in the 1980s and 90s local authorities were obliged to market test their services through direct competition with the private sector.  I worked for a Council in Nottinghamshire and we lost our work through the tendering process.  This wasn’t because we were too expensive or couldn’t put a decent business case together but rather because the people running Cory Environmental didn’t have much of a clue and submitted an under priced bid that they couldn’t possibly hope to financially or operationally achieve but importantly for them was absolutely certain to win the contract.

Disgruntled refuse collectors

Mike Blundy and Roger Mellor…

The company had been hastily set up in the late 1980s to take advantage of the privatisation opportunity and the two men in charge were Blunders, who was the Managing Director, a man without any previous knowledge of waste management, and the Operations Director, Bodger who had once been a bus driver with Southend Borough Council and on this rather flimsy basis the companies ‘expert’ on anything that had wheels.

They had set about winning as many contracts as possible and had been stunningly successful but this had mostly been achieved by massively under pricing the tenders and the estimator, a man called Tony Palmer, had sharpened his pencil so hard that he had to wear protective gloves when he was filling the tender documents in so he didn’t cut his fingers off.  When he won the Gedling Borough Council work in late 1989 this was added to the growing list of unprofitable contracts that was rapidly draining the Group Company bank accounts dry.

I met them for the first time when they paid a visit to Nottingham to a) gloat about their success and b) wonder just how on earth they were going to manage it.  In a conversation with a union shop steward (who was understandably upset about the whole thing) I had condescendingly said that working for them might not be too bad and his response was to challenge me to give up my council job and guaranteed pension and do the same and I decided there an then that that was exactly what I would do!

A Private Sector Job Interview…

They were in an office that had been reluctantly provided for them and I knocked on the door and waited to be invited in.  Here were two men who suffered from severe delusions of adequacy.  Blunders was a tall softly spoken man in a dull grey outfit and Bodger was a spiv in a 1930s double breasted blue pin stripe suit and oversized glasses that disguised his narrow squinty, not to be trusted, eyes.  He was a tall man and he had a physical hand shake trick to assert an authority that compensated for lack of mental ability and as I stretched out my hand he grabbed it and jerked it down almost dislocating my shoulder in the process which was almost certainly intended as a statement that said ‘I may only be a bus driver, I may be thick, I may be stupid, but I am the Operations Director, Don’t Forget it!’

Lego Refuse

 I said that I was interested in the job of Contract Manager, they asked me a couple of dumb questions, had a whispered conversation between themselves and offered me the job right there and then – it was as simple as that!

Mike Mara and Jim Pitt…

The poor financial performance of the Company worried Blunders and Bodger and they had two assistants who were a couple of company odd job men and general bully boys called Mike Mara and Jim Pitt  whose job it was to go around the contracts and beat up on poor contract managers who were completely unable to meet the ridiculous financial targets that were set in their contract budgets by the Financial Director, Peter Crane.

What didn’t help matters was that because it was an almost impossible job to do no one really wanted to be a contract manager (even with the Peugeot 405 company car as an incentive)  there was a lot of staff turn-over and Cory Environmental ended up with a lot of people who, quite frankly,  really just weren’t up to the job.  The only advantage of this to Head Office was that it made Blunders and Bodger look reasonably clever by comparison and kept them in a job but it didn’t help one bit with improving financial performance.

Cory Environmental Peugeot 405

What also didn’t help was that, generally speaking,  local authorities (especially Labour run Councils)  didn’t really want to contract out their work in the first place, only did so reluctantly and then made life as difficult as they possibly could for the successful bidders.  This frequently included the unreasonable request that the company actually carry out correctly the work that they had promised to do and the council taxpayers were paying for.

Private Sector Mismanagement…

This was difficult to achieve because most of the contract managers hadn’t really got any idea about waste management, man management or financial management.  Every month there were thousands of pounds of defaults for work not carried out according to the specification and then more cash penalties to follow up in retribution and this made the Company’s financial performance even worse.

Like all companies, Cory Environmental had a business plan and it has to be said that for this pair of bone heads this one made quite a lot of sense.  They planned to win work along the A1 corridor and just like the Romans, two thousand years before, use the Great North Road as the backbone of the Empire.

At first things went to plan and there were successes in Sedgefield and Wear Valley in County Durham and Wansbeck and Castle Morpeth in Northumberland, so four contracts fairly close together which made a lot of sense – not far for the enforcers to travel between contracts and knock people’s heads together when they needed it!

Like Gedling, East Northants was reasonably close to the A1 and the plan seemed to be working rather well.  Unfortunately, faced with fierce competition from other companies who were also just as good at under pricing tender submissions as they were, the Company then suddenly stopped winning work in its target area and was now losing so much money that it desperately needed new contracts wherever they may be.

Mike Jarvis and Gary O’Hagan…

Cory Environmental had two really successful contracts at Bethnal Green (Tower Hamlets) and Bromley in London which were managed by the two best contract managers Mike Jarvis and Gary O’Hagan (contract manager of the year for three years running) but with more and more loss making contracts to cover up for the Company was hemorrhaging money and Blunders and Bodger were beginning to get nervous.

They abandoned their sensible business plan and went looking for work anywhere across the country.  Their first two successes were in Carrick and Kerrier in Cornwall, which, for those who remember their school geography lessons,  are about as far from the A1 as you can possibly get and that was their master plan in ruins.

And for me things were about to change!

I enjoyed my first six months with Cory Environmental, it was different, I had my first real set of working overalls and a pair of steel capped boots and used to go out on Saturdays with Martin Edwards, Vic Stanfield and Debbie Doohan and do some manual work (and drink lots of beer afterwards) just because it was good fun but soon I would be off to work elsewhere…

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The Cory Environmental Cast list

David Riddle, Group Chief Executive

Mike Blundy, Managing Director

Jeremy Smith (out of Africa), Managing Director (after Mike Blundy)

Roger Mellor, ex Bus driver and Operations Director

Peter Crane, Financial Controller

Elizabeth Green, Head Office Manager

Mike Mara, Operations Manager (Chief Bully)

Jim Pitt, Operations Assistant (Assistant Bully)

Jane Brennan, Operations Clerk

Tony Palmer, Tendering Manager

Paul Ammonds, Tendering Manager (after Tony Palmer)

Karen ?, Payroll Clerk

Mike Jarvis, Contract Manager/Trouble Shooter (Bethnal Green)

Gerry Vincent, Contract Manager/kamikaze driver (Bethnal Green (after MJ))

Gary O’Hagan, Contract Manager (of the year x 3) (Bromley)

Steve Sims, Contract Manager (Waveney)

Bill Swan, Contract Manager (East Northants)

John ?, Contract Manager (Kerrick)

Bernard (no tractor), Contract Manager (Carrick)

Dickie Daniells, Supervisor (Carrick)

Dave Royle (ex SAS), Contract Manager (Wansbeck)

Gordon Coates, Contract Manager (Wear Valley)

Alex Spratt,  Contract Manager (Sedgefield)

Ray Wheallans (Contract Manager for the North East)

John Thompson, Contract Manager (Rutland)

Ron Mason, Contract Manager (Tonbridge & Malling)

Martin Edwards, Contract Manager (Gedling)

Vic Stanfield, Supervisor (Gedling)

Debbie Doohan, Sales Manager (Gedling)

Andrew Petcher, Contract Manager (Southend)

John Phipps, Assistant Manager (Southend)

Amanda Greenstead, Sales Manager (Southend)

Angela Sives,  Head Office Management Trainee

Sophia Hughes, Head Office Management Trainee



20 responses to “Privatisation and Waste Management – Cory Environmental, Blunders and Bodger

  1. I have just come back to reading blogs and love them

  2. I’ve just been made redundant from the Dept of Health after 12 years. This really made me laugh.

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  4. A really important Capitalist Manifesto written by Comrade Petcher. Brilliant stuff Andrew.

  5. Love the new label ‘Waste Mismanagement’. Fun to see photos of your earlier years Andrew and that is one seriously yellow truck. 🙂

  6. very yellow and very very funny!!!

  7. If it makes you feel any better, they are as bad today as then. I was working as an agency loader at their Lincoln contract and made the mistake of joining in a conversation about nicknames and used a rude word (nb no public or ladies present – it was the crew office). They sacked me for it! Didn’t have the dingly danglys to tell me to my face: waited a week and had the agency tell me. Worked my **** off, got great feedback, was asked for on rounds and still sacked. Nothings changed clearly!

  8. just look at the lash up in Cornwall and now they have given up waste collection and street cleaning altogether and sold it all to biffa

  9. Having worked on the East Northants Contract from 1998-2005 I have tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. Some names are familiar, but we had firstly Peter Plenge, then Robert ‘Nobby’ Clarke, as a manager. Paul Whitelock was regional manager, and between them managed to swap Dennis Phoenix dustcarts for these Italian models from Jack Allen, that had the added benefit of being able to collect refuse and recycling on one pass.

    However, they were heavy, (so couldnt carry much), broke down daily, and any carbon footprint saving on using one vehicle was swallowed up by the sheer amount of fuel those things used, averaging 1.5 mpg, and the cost of a fitters van riding round behind them simply to keep them going…..

    They were very long, needed a football field to turn round on, and then the management wondered why we were struggling to get round the streets, and a lot more damage was being caused to pavements, and anything else that was in the way. At that point they also took a man off each crew, which left Whitelock wondering why the overtime bill had increased.

    I think East Northants Council finally had enough in 2011, and Cory were asked not to bid again. Kier won the contract, and from what I gather from my former colleagues, its “Come back Cory, all is forgiven!”

    • I enjoyed your comment Nick. They were fun days that’s for sure! The Senior Management was completely incompetent but what do you expect when they under priced the tender bids so badly. I moved on to Onyx UK and believe me they were just as bad!

    • Stuart Watford

      Hi nick I also worked there under Nobby clarke great bloke who was push out for some up and coming guy from Milton Keynes called Barry flipper dolphin I had to leave after 7 great years as me and flipper didn’t get on, bob Dawson my planner another great bloke he went to Rutland Ian Mortimer is still there with kier but yes I do hear come back Cory

    • Brilliant nick !

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  12. Great to have it told from the horse’s mouth, as it were, and a thoroughly enjoyable blog post to boot. I confess a bias here, as I’m always pleased to read something that gives it to privatisation and the wastage that was brought in by Thatcher’s deluded schemes of removing all responsibility from local councils and public works. Here on the Isle of Wight, we had a similar waste problem, first with Biffa and now we have Amey on a five-year contract which is proving impossible to fulfil adequately. Our schools, now mostly removed from Council supervision, are letting down our children, and as for social care and the outsourcing of meals for hospitals, words fail me. So, please, Andrew, let’s hear more from you about your days in mismanagement.

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